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Here are some hilarious one-liners that poke fun at the golden years: "I'm not old, I'm vintage!". "Age is just a number, but mine is unlisted.". "I'm at the age where my back goes out more than I do.". "They say laughter is the best medicine, so I guess that makes me a pharmacist.". "I thought getting older would take.
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41 Most Humorous Quotes About Getting Older Funny Sayings About Getting Older โ The Best One-Liners #1. "As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." โ Robert Quillen #2. "Middle age ends and senescence begins the day your descendants outnumber your friends." โ Ogden Nash #3.
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I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'. - Claude Pepper. โบ I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard. โบ You know you're getting old when everything hurt. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner. โบ I can't wait to tell my kids I was born before the Internet.
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1. "Age is just a number. In my case, a really high one." - Unknown 2. "I'm not aging, I'm marinating." - Unknown 3. "I don't feel old, I just look like I do." - Unknown 4. "You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there." - George Burns 5.
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Updated: Sep 22, 2022 11:11 AM EDT Getting older is like breathingโeven if we're not thinking about it, we're doing it all the time. Heather Zabriskie via Unsplash Laughing at Growing Older We may not be able to outrun old age, but at least we can laugh at it.
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Woody Allen "It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone." Andy Rooney "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns
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80 Funny Quotes About Getting Old Image source: Pinterest 1. "Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." - Kitty O'Neill Collins 2. "I am not afraid of aging, but more afraid of people's reactions to my aging." - Barbara Hershey 3.
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1. "Aging gracefully is like a fine wine - it takes time and a sense of humor." - Unknown 2. "I'm not getting older; I'm becoming a classic." - Unknown 3. "Aging gracefully is just pretending you're not as sore as you actually are." - Unknown 4. "You know you're aging gracefully when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself."
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Quotes tagged as "getting-older" Showing 1-30 of 110. "You'll learn, as you get older, that rules are made to be broken. Be bold enough to live life on your terms, and never, ever apologize for it. Go against the grain, refuse to conform, take the road less traveled instead of the well-beaten path. Laugh in the face of adversity, and leap.
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Funny aging quotes about age and beauty. 1.) I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner. 2.) I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror. Cherie Lunghi.
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- Mitch Albom "If you're not getting older, you're dead." - Tom Petty "One thing I've noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out of bed." โ Josh Lanyon "Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies.
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James Broughton. "Old age is no place for sissies.". Bette Davis. "Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.". Pope John XXIII. "Do not go gentle into that good night but rage, rage against the dying of the light.". Dylan Thomas. For more funny quotes about life, be sure to check out:
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"You know you're getting old when your idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 pm." "The older you get, the less you care about what other people think.
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Funny Happy Birthday, Waiting In Line, Getting Older. 46 Copy quote. At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.
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1) "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White 2) "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope 3) "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain 4) "The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake."
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55 Funny And Inspirational Quotes About Aging Aging brings plenty of wisdom, but lets not forget about the laughs and inspiration! Here are 55 of the best aging quotes. Funny Quotes About Aging 1. "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes 2. "Old age is like everything else.
